Humorous Poetry Archives
Humorous Poetry
Issue #1
Friday, April 13, 2001
Hi Friends,
I know you are extremely busy,
Running in circles 'til you're dizzy.
Have just 45 seconds, what a pity!
To listen to my little ditty.
So I'll save it for now,
Skip the rhyming pow-wow!
And shift the spotlight,
To a humorous poetic site!
I am my own Grandpa!
I'm sure you must have seen this around--so many different
sites (poets) claim its authorship. But if you haven't read
it yet... Go! Don't waste time reading my description. Head
straight for one of the funniest poems I've read!
http://www.humorspace.com/humor/quotes/qgrandpa.htm
Giving her the Eye
If, as I have predicted, you've read it and are still with me, try
this out. Aaaaaah! Not another 'punny' poem! Why do these
poets have so much pun?
http://funnypoets.com/givinghertheeye.htm
Bye, my friend, Time's Up,
Your 45 seconds are over.
So go back to your lover,
Or whatever you did 'undercover'.
As for me, I'll go refill my cup!
Cheers!
Gunjan Saraf
Your Humorous Poetry WZ-ard
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