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Humorous Poetry
Issue # 60
October 24, 2003

Hi Friends,

This issue is a little longer, I hope you'll excuse me,
It's that time of the year, when Wz-ards spirited be !

Breaking with tradition, this issue contains not just
links to some spooky poems but also a few gems
from Dr. Stan Kegel's collection of spooky limericks
and haikus.

Hot cauldron simmers
Keep an eye out for... Uh Oh!
Eye newt 'twould boil up
(Gary Hallock)
~~~~~~~~~
When the full moon is giving its glow
The hair on this fellow will grow!
But you never will creep
Up on him in his sleep,
That's why he's aware-wolf, you know! 
(Clynch Varnadore)
~~~~~~~~~
What's wrong, are you blind?
I'm the invisible man
Why can you not see?
(Gary Hallock)
~~~~~~~~~


Spooky Night - Brittney B.
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Like reading poems by 8/9 yr olds ? Love saying "So cute !" ?
Well ... Stop ! Remember, we're here to get spooked ! ;)
http://www.veeceet.com/kids/monterey.html

Let's be Spooky - Poet Unknown
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A little poem to get ourselves 'with' the right spirits !
(Don't miss the Title of this site)
http://members.aol.com/moonpub/HauntPoem3.html

Haunted Houses
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Now that you're with the right spirits ... visit some
haunted houses. (Not poems)
http://members.aol.com/moonpub/HauntHouses.html

Halloween Poems
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Quite a collection of ghastly poems for kids.
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/1133/holidaypoems/halloween2000.html

The Raven - Edgar Allen Poe
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For the slightly order and more serious spook
enthusiasts. (Do enjoy looking around the museum)
http://www.poemuseum.org/selected_works/the_raven.html


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I'm am ready to be frightened and spooked
Be arrested as a zombie, and booked
       But I'll get out of jail
       'Cause I'll scare them to Hell
When they see that my brain has been cooked!
(Guy Ben-Moshe)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
At Halloween, ghosts misbehave.
They howl and shriek. They rant and rave.
They pop into view;
do nasty things, too.
So be warned - and get off my grave.
(lee f strong)

[Last, but not the least -
Thanks to all those who visited our sponsor -
Phil - http://www.maxpatchink.com?exwz after
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Best Wishes,

Gunjan
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