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Humorous Quotations
Issue #31
Tuesday, Mar 26, 2002

Hi Friends,

If you stop after the first half of this quote, you'll think
we're moving on to Buddha or Dalai Llama...

"I am free of all prejudices.
I hate everyone equally."


..but does the second half give you a clue who we're following
next?

For those of you who haven't yet guessed, here's another couple
of his famous (or should that be infamous) quotes...

"What rascal has been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple
juice?"


"Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't
want to own one."


Of course we're talking about the one and only W.C. Fields!

A Chronological Biography
A great one para biography, then followed by a more detailed
chronological one. Just the format I love :-) and extremely well
written, too.
http://www.louisville.edu/~kprayb01/WCBio.html

Juggling Hall of Fame
A short write up, mostly about his early life and concentrated on
the first half of Field's career.
http://www.juggling.org/fame/fields/

Humorous Quotes of W.C. Fields - Jest for Pun
Your WZ-ard's favorites!
http://www.workinghumor.com/quotes/wc_fields.shtml


To wind up this issue...

"How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil's Brew.
I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon -- and went right
on stumbling for several days thereafter."


;o)

Gunjan Saraf
Your Humorous Quotations WZ-ard
 


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