Humorous Quotations ArchivesHumorous Quotations "Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times." Have you had enough of W.C. Fields? I haven't! I could do another 2-3 issues on him comfortably. ;-) But we'll stop with this one and move on to someone/something else in the next issue. However, this issue is Fields all the way!! "There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he has to take the bull by the tail and face the situation." "I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner." Fields of Glory A superb tribute. http://reason.com/0005/fe.pc.fields.shtml W. C. Fields - The Radio Years May take a few seconds to load up. The short history of Fields on Radio is nice, but if you have some time, go through the radio transcripts at the bottom of the page -- they're hilarious. http://www.louisville.edu/~kprayb01/WCRadio.html Quotes from W.C. Fields The most complete collection of W.C. Fields quotes I've seen (and the page is still under construction!) http://www.louisville.edu/~kprayb01/WCQuote.html To wind up this issue... "A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does." ;o) Gunjan Saraf Your Humorous Quotations WZ-ard |
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