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Humorous Quotations
Issue #40
Wednesday, Jun 12, 2002

Hi Friends,

One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done
my best.
--Alan Shearer

And you thought football (soccer) affects only Muggles...?

This week, your WZ-ard drops his Quidditch gear and joins the
soccer mania bringing the best humorous quotes and other fun
stuff on football.

My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.
--David Beckham

There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in
between.
--Gary Lineker

Funny Football Quotes
A few humorous football quotes:
http://www.geocities.com/funnyquotesuniverse/footballers.html

Football Quotes - Players
A much more detailed site with tons of football quotes. This
week we peek in to the players' quotes section.
http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Palms/6687/players.html

Football Humor
Just a few great laughs. Don't miss taking a quick peek.
http://www.sportsjokes.co.uk/jokes/football/index.shtml

To wind up this issue...

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win. --Vinny Jones

;o)

Gunjan Saraf
Your Humorous Quotations WZ-ard
 


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