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Humorous Quotations
Issue #42
May 03, 2003

Hi Friends,

Wz.com has packed up ! That is the pure and simple truth.
But...

"The truth is rarely pure and never simple. Modern life would
be very tedious if it were either, and modern literature a
complete impossibility!"

... said the personality to whose quotes this issue is dedicated
and with the help of our sponsor Phil (Do check his ad above)
we're back ! Just in case any of you haven't yet guessed who
our speaker is, here are a couple more of his infamous quotes...   

"To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded
as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."

"No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age.
It looks so calculating."

Yup ... here we go with the Oscar Wilde issue !

Oscar Wilde Biography
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Not the briefest of biographies, but for some reason
no one seems to be able write a brief biography of
Oscar Wilde. ;-)
http://search.biography.com/print_record.pl?id=3606

Oscar Wilde Anecdotes
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Don't let the lack of Title confuse you. This page guides you
some of the most hilarious anecdotes attributed to Wilde.
http://www.anecdotage.com/browse.php?category=people&who=Wilde
 
Humorous Quotes of Oscar Wilde - Jest for Pun
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Your WZ-ard's personal favorites...
http://www.workinghumor.com/quotes/oscar_wilde.shtml


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To wind up this issue...

"A little sincerity is a dangerous thing,
and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal."

;o)

Gunjan Saraf
Your Humorous Quotations WZ-ard
GunjanSaraf@wz.com
http://www.workinghumor.com/quotes

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