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Humorous Quotations
Issue #45
May 24, 2003

Hi Friends,

Let me first apologize for the wrong url I gave you
in the last issue. The correct url for the book  -
'The Wit and Wisdom of Oscar Wilde' is
http://snurl.com/wildewit

"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the
universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown."   
~ Woody Allen

This week let's astound Woody Allen and get to
'know' the universe with scientific quotations...

"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of
Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
~ Mark Russell.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has
made a lot of people very angry and been widely
regarded as a bad move."
~ Douglas Adams

Scientific Quotes
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Mostly Humorous Scientific Quotes
http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/QuotesScience.html

Murphy's Laws on Science and Technology
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Very quotable Murphy's Laws. Your WZ-ard's pick.
http://www.workinghumor.com/murphy/science.shtml

Scientific Cartoons
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A little hard to quote! ;-) But tons of fun.
http://www.offthemark.com/science/science.htm

For all the best resources on Humorous Quotations, visit:
http://www.exwz.com.

To wind up this issue...

"There is just one thing I can promise you about the
outer-space program: your tax dollar will go farther."  
~ Wernher von Braun

;o)

Gunjan Saraf
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