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Humorous Quotations
Issue #46
May 31, 2003

Hi Friends,

"If we are going to teach 'creation science' as an
alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the
stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction." 
~Judith Hayes

Scientists seem to be at their humorous (sarcastic)
best when taking off on theories which they
consider ridiculous. Here are a couple more examples...

"In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree
that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.'  I
suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the
possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms." 
~Stephen J. Gould

"To treat your facts with imagination is one thing, but to
imagine your facts is another." 
~John Burroughs

If you believe in the evolution theory, or even if you believe
in creationism but can smile at the scientists having a dig at
creationism then enjoy the first site today. If you cannot stand
anyone saying anything anti-religion skip the first site and
enjoy sites 2 and 3.

Skeptical Quotations about Creationism
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http://www.quotegarden.com/spiritsans/creation.html

The Big Debate
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Don't miss this site if you're a procreationist. (pardon the pun;)
http://www.stilez.freeserve.co.uk/apol/stories.html

The Conundrum Debate
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A light, not very quotable limerickal debate.
http://www.workinghumor.com/limericks/conundrum.shtml

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To wind up this issue...

"Geology shows that fossils are of different ages. Paleontology
shows a fossil sequence, the list of species represented changes
through time. Taxonomy shows biological relationships among species.  Evolution is the explanation that threads it all together. Creationism is
the practice of squeezing one's eyes shut and wailing "Does not!"  ~Dr.Pepper@f241.n103.z1.fidonet.org

;o)

Gunjan Saraf
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