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Humorous Quotations
Issue #53
July 19, 2003

Hi Friends,

"Keep a touch of madness in you.
Just enough so you don't become stupid."
~ Reality What a Concept


In this last (at least for now) Robin Williams issue, we peek
at quotes from his live shows. Please remember that most
of his shows have explicit language and are not for kids...
(However I've tried to keep the issue as clean as possible
under the circumstances ;-)


"This is brought to you by HBO which is a subsidiary of
Time Warner also owned by America Online. You've got Mail ...
I hope you don't have stocks."
~ HBO Special

"(In a Golf Commentator's tone) We're near the third green now. Could people be quieter. I'd like to hear the grass grow."
~ HBO Special


Quotes from Robin Williams' Live Shows
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Your wz-ards choice.
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/show_robin_williams.shtml

The Official Robin Williams 'Live 2002' Site
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Has audio extracts which start playing as soon as
you enter the site. Maybe you should skip this site
if you don't use headphones. ;-)
http://robinwilliams.com/

Buy some Robin Williams Show CDs
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http://snurl.com/robshow


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To wind up this issue...

Here's a man (Col Gaddafi) who had the audacity to say
"This is the line of death. You cross it, you die." {Pause}
"Okay, you cross this line, you die." {Pause} "Okay, you
cross this line, you die." "This line, you die." "Okay,
you're knocking on my door, I'm not coming out.
Naaaaah"
~ Live at the Met

;o)

Gunjan
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