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Humorous Quotations
Issue #54
July 26, 2003

Hi Friends,

"When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell
them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave
men so many hormones, and if others want to waste
theirs on growing hair, that's up to them.
~ John Glenn


We move from Robin Williams to the realm of the
Bald and the beautiful ...

"How you lose or keep your hair depends on
how wisely you choose your parents."
~ Edward R. Nida

"A hair in the head is worth two in the brush."
~ Don Herold


Humorous Quotes on Baldness
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Your wz-ards choice.
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/baldness.shtml

Bald as I Wanna Be
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Impotent thoughts on Baldness and Hair
http://www.qis.net/~jimjr/men49.htm

Bald Like Me
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A tongue in cheek celebration of Baldness
http://snurl.com/baldme


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To wind up this issue...

"Better a bald head than no head at all."
~ Austin O'Malley

;o)

Gunjan
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