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Humorous Quotations
Issue #57
August 16, 2003

Hi Friends,

"You used to be the cream in my coffee but now
you're just grounds for divorce."


This is the last issue of the Bob Hope specials before
we move on to other pastures...

"In the South Sea Islands it's time for planting. All day long
you see those girls in grass skirts rotating their crops."

"He's trying to strike a midget gusher which will produce
baby oil."


Humorous Quotes from Bob Hope Shows
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Your Wz-ard's choice
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/show_bob_hope.shtml


Library of Congress - Bob Hope Jokes
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I'm sure you must have read that Hope donated his
entire archive of jokes to the Library of Congress.
Wouldn't you like to peek at the exhibits ?
http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/bobhope/jokes.html


RadioLovers.com - The Bob Hope Show -
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A few episodes of The Bob Hope Show which you can
listen to free online. (Please note the files names that end
with .ra can be heard with the real audio player and the
.mp3 files need any mp3 player like Winamp.)
http://www.radiolovers.com/pages/bobhopeshow.htm

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To wind up this issue...

"There's a sign at my old school desk that says ...
'Bob Hope slept here'. "

;o)

Gunjan
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