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Humorous Quotations
Issue #61
September 13, 2003

Hi Friends,

"Criminal - A person with predatory instincts who has
not sufficient capital to form a corporation."
~ Howard Scott

In an effort to finish up with law related quotes this week
and move on to other pastures next week we look at
two sides - Judges and Juries & Crime and Criminals.
You judge which side is more amusing ;)

"The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to
decide who has the better lawyer."
~ Robert Frost

"We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not
legalize it and then tax it out of business."
~ Will Rogers

Humorous Quotes about Judges / Juries - Jest for Pun
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Your wz-ard's choice !
http://www.workinghumor.com/quotes/judges.shtml

Humorous Quotes about Crime / Criminals  - Jest for Pun
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Your wz-ard's choice !
http://www.workinghumor.com/quotes/crime.shtml

Cartoons about Jury Duty
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A neat but small collection
http://www.stus.com/sv/subjects/juries.htm

Japan Forum - The Lighter Side of Crime
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Don't miss the brilliance of these Fantastic Crooks.
http://forum.japanreference.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1325

The MafiaMob
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If the above tales inspired you into a considering a
life of crime maybe you'd like to sign up here ! ;)
http://www.mafiamob.com/preview.htm


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To wind up this issue...

"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun
than you can with a kind word alone."
~ Al Capone

;o)

Gunjan
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