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Humorous Quotations
Issue #65
October 11, 2003

Hi Friends,

"I would have written a shorter letter but didn't have time."
(Blaise Pascal ... not Mark Twain)

The Guide to Humorous Quotations always brings you
things said by someone or the other. Just for a change
this week we focus of things they never said. Or in other
words - quotes commonly misquoted or misattributed...

""If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
~ Not Al Gore

"I have never known a worthwhile man who became
too big for his boots or his Bible."
~ Not Abe Lincoln

What Mark Twain Didn't Say
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http://www.boondocksnet.com/twaintexts/quotes_not_twain.html

What Abraham Lincoln Didn't Say
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http://www.lewrockwell.com/dilorenzo/dilorenzo25.html

What Al Gore Didn't Say
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http://www.gargaro.com/notgore.html

They Never Said It
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A book of Fake Quotes, Misquotes and
Misleading Attributions.
http://snurl.com/neversaid


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To wind up this issue...

QUOTATION -
The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
The words erroneously repeated.
~ The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce

;o)

Gunjan
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