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Humorous Quotations
Issue #66
October 18, 2003

Hi Friends,

There is nothing funny about Halloween.
This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand
for revenge by children on the adult world.
~ Jean Baudrillard


Just a couple weeks till Halloween. So isn't time
we started getting ourselves into a ghastly frame
of mind ?

But before we do a quick word. Your WZ-ard
hasn't been in the pink of spirits. In fact to be honest
he has been quite blue. That's because most of you
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Now look what you've done ... you've made me use
up the space for two quotations for that reminder.
Tsk, Tsk ! Anyway, going on with the ghastly frame
of mind ...


Halloween Quotations
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Not very funny ... but then isn't that what the
quote above warned us ;)
http://www.jeannepasero.com/halloween2.html

Halloween Cartoons - Off the Mark
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Fortunately, cartoonists are not thrown off the track,
by a quote or two !
www.offthemark.com/halloween/halloween.htm

Halloween Quickies
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I love these childish question answer jokes.
http://venus.ece.ndsu.nodak.edu/~tareski/humor/hallow.htm

Halloween Decoration
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Who the !@#$%^& put THAT there !
http://snurl.com/treehug


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To wind up this issue...

From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties
and things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
~Scottish saying

;o)

Gunjan
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