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BOO,

Did I manage to frighten you?
Sneaking into your mailbox unexpected and incognito ! ;)


Greed is for amateurs.
Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!
~ from the movie The Crow


As you've guessed here's your next ghastly issue.


Would you like some bourbon in that, father?
Well, my doctor says I shouldn't but thank God my will is weak.
~ from The Exorcist

I'll tell you what we (vampires) are, sister. We're the top of the
f***ing food chain.
~ from the movie Blade 


Why Halloween is so popular
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Your WZ-ard discovers a secret ;)
http://www.workinghumor.com/poems/blood.shtml

Humorous Quotations from Spooky Movies
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To his horror, your wz-ard discovers that even the
spookiest of movies have a touch of humor !
www.workinghumor.com/quotes/spooky.shtml

Fear Quotations
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A neat little collection of quotes on fear. I liked the
introduction too.
http://www.quotationspage.com/special.php3?file=w971026

Garfield's Halloween Game
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Don't get tempted to check this out unless you have
plenty of time on hand ! ;)
http://www.garfield.com/fandg/arcade/scavenger.html


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To wind up this issue...

I've flown this route before. It was on the wings of a demon.
~ from the movie Exorcist II

P.S - Thanks to all of you who visited our sponsor Phil
at http://www.maxpatchink.com?exwz last week. 

;o)

Gunjan
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