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Humorous Quotations
Issue #68
November 5, 2003
Hi Friends,
How long was I in the army?
Five foot eleven.
Any ideas which goon would come up with
a line like that? If you haven't guessed yet maybe
the next couple of quotes will help you guess...
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the
people some of the time, which is just long enough to be
president of the United States.
Yahoo Movies Biography of Spike Milligan
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An extremely brief biography.
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800044954&cf=biog&intl=us
Telegoons Biography of Spike Milligan
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A much more detailed Bio.
http://www.telegoons.org/Bios/Bio_SM.htm
Humorous Quotations of Spike Milligan - Jest for Pun
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Your wz-ard's choice !
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/spike_milligan.shtml
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To wind up this issue...
Clifford had a sister, but she had departed, that is,
she caught the ten-twenty from Victoria.
(Lady Chatterley's Lover according to Spike Milligan)
;o)
Gunjan
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