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Humorous Quotations
Issue #69
November 10, 2003

Hi Friends,

Not a pretty story, I fear; still, the BBC will buy this cheap trash.
~ (The Affair of the Lone Banana)


We're still with Spike Milligan this week glancing
through his infamous Goon Shows...


Fill the horses up with three gallons of hay.
~ (The Call of the West)

A Navy, my lord, is an army entirely surrounded by water!
~ (The Flea)


Humorous Quotations from The Goon Shows - Jest for Pun
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Your wz-ard's choice !
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/goon.shtml

Goon Show Scripts
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One of the biggest online collections of scripts.
I haven't yet been able to go through all their
scripts as yet. (Don't miss the Posthumous
Endorsement on the introduction page ;)
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/ajwills/index.html

Goon Show Scripts
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If you enjoyed some of the scripts, but like me
found it too much trouble going through them 
online, you can pick up a hard copy ...
http://snurl.com/goonscript


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To wind up this issue...

I left the building with my head held high and my feet held higher.
In that position, we threw him out.
~ (The Man who never was)

;o)

Gunjan
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