Humorous Quotations Archives

Humorous Quotations
Issue #72
December 07, 2003

Hi Friends,

"We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God
to the medical profession."
~ George Bernard Shaw

From Spike Milligan we move on to those wonderful
dispensers of Laughing Gas - The Medical Profession...


"They had me on the operating table all day. They looked
into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything
inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses."
~ Joe E. Lewis

"The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to
thank the Lord it ain't the gout."
~ Josh Billings

Humorous Quotes about the Medical Profession - Jest for Pun
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Your wz-ard's selection !
http://www.workinghumor.com/quotes/medicine.shtml

Medical Quotations - The Doctor's Page
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A slightly more balanced collection with both
humorous and serious quotes...
http://www.doctorspage.net/quotes.asp

Cartoons on Health, Fitness, Medicine and Related Topics
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A huge and superb collection ... (Don't miss the 'Assorted Health
and Medical Topics' Section towards the bottom of the page.
www.glasbergen.com/fit.html


For all the best resources on Humorous Quotations, visit:
http://www.exwz.com.


To wind up this issue...

"The whole imposing edifice of modern medicine is like
the celebrated tower of Pisa --slightly off balance."
~ Prince Charles

;o)

Gunjan
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