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Humorous Quotations
Issue #75
December 31, 2003

Hi Friends,

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. 
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. 
~ Bill Vaughan
 

Whichever you're getting ready to do, say goodbye
to the Old Year or welcome the New Year in with ...

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. 
This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get
so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. 
~P.J. O'Rourke 


New Year Quotes - Quote Garden
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http://www.quotegarden.com/new-year.html

Mark Twain on New Year's Day
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http://www.twainquotes.com/New_Year.html

Jerome K Jerome on English Goodness
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Does this fit in the New Year issue, or is your
wz-ard just sending you to his New (still
under construction) Site unnecessarily ?
http://www.jkjquotes.com/englishgoodness.shtml

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To wind up this issue...

If this year was not perfect, don't fear,
The EXec WZard has sent you m'dear,
at the cost of an arm
a very lucky charm...
It's on its way - A Hoppy Gnu Ear !
~ Gunjan

;o)

Gunjan
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