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Humorous Quotations
Issue #76
January 11, 2004

Hi Friends,

"I write for the same reason I breathe -
because if I didn't, I would die."

 
Any guesses whose line that is ? Haven't got it yet,
Try these quotes ...

"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right."

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds
new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...' "

Isaac Asimov Biography - Brief
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One of the shortest bios I could find (just in case
you have no idea who Asimov was ;)
http://www.usedbooksandcds.com/authorbios/isaacasimov.asp

Isaac Asimov FAQ
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I'm sure you didn't need to visit the site above. I'm
sure you've heard about him, but did you know that
pronouncing his name as Has Him Off without the Hs
was his idea ? ;)
http://www.asimovonline.com/asimov_FAQ.html

Humorous Quotes of Isaac Asimov - Jest for Pun
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Your wz-ard's choice ...
http://www.workinghumor.com/quotes/isaac_asimov.shtml

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To wind up this issue...

"I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't have to spend my
whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For
whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven
would be even worse."


;o)

Gunjan
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