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Humorous Quotations
Issue #78
January 24, 2004

Hi Friends,

"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles
called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye
unless you have been drinking."
 
From the world of Science Fiction we move to
scientific observations. I'm not kidding this guy needs
scientific observation ...


"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as
hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no
way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."

"Scientists who study weather are called 'meteorologists,' to
distinguish them from scientists who study meteors, who are
called 'scientists who study meteors.' "


An Official Bio
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http://www.kepplerassociates.com/speakers/barrydave.asp

Read his Column Online
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http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/

Humorous Quotes of Dave Barry - Jest for Pun
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http://www.workinghumor.com/quotes/dave_barry.shtml


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To wind up this issue...

"I have long contended that, however many zillion dollars
the federal government costs us, we get it all back and more
in the form of quality entertainment."

;o)

Gunjan
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