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Humorous Quotations
Issue #79
January 31, 2004

Hi Friends,

"I have long contended that, however many zillion dollars
the federal government costs us, we get it all back and
more in the form of quality entertainment."
 
We let Dave Barry be our guide through Washington
this week...

"The only way to get elected to Congress is to raise a bunch
of campaign money, and pretty much the only way to do that
is to already be a member of Congress."

"South Florida residents own as many guns as the North Korean
army, although ours are generally of a higher caliber."


The Automated Dave Barry Column Generator
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A site for sore eyes ! (Actually it may be more fun for
fresh ones ;)
http://www.peacefire.org/staff/bennett/autodave/

Humorous Quotes from Dave Barry hits below the Beltway
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Humorous Quotes from the hilarious book (Your wz-ard picks
the dullest lines ;)
http://www.workinghumor.com/quotes/dave_barry_hits_below.shtml

Dave Barry hits below the Beltway
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If you don't want Dave Barry to hit you below the beltway,
better pick up a copy of the book. (It doesn't matter even
if you have two copies already ;)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0345432487/jestforpun
or http://snipurl.com/beltway

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To wind up this issue...

"After the war, Prohibition was passed, and with liquor
no longer legally available the nation plunged headlong
into the Great Depression."

;o)

Gunjan
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