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Humorous Quotations
Issue #80
February 09, 2004

Hi Friends,

"Because of the extremely high cost and phenomenal
inaccuracy of early computers, the only customer for
them was the federal government."
 
This week Dave Barry is our cyber guide...

"Computers operate on simple principles that can easily
be understood by anybody with some common sense,
a little imagination and an IQ of 750."

"The release also stated, apparently without trying
to be funny, that the industry (Cybersmut) takes in
over $3 billion a year in 'gross income'."


Humorous Quotes from 'Dave Barry in Cyberspace'
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Your wz-ard's favorite lines from this fun book...
http://www.workinghumor.com/quotes/dave_barry_cyber.shtml

Dave Barry in Cyber Space
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Naturally, you'll now want your own copy ... won't you ? ;)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0449912302/jestforpun

Dave Barry on the Paul Harris Show
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What? Not sure you wanna buy Dave Barry in Cyberspace?
Maybe this book promo interview will convince you ! ;)
http://www.harrisonline.com/intvws/Barry.htm

Now that you've finally purchased the book, I'm sure you are
curious whether all those sites mentioned by Dave in the book
exist. Well, James M. Fitzwilliam had put together a page
providing links to all the sites mentioned in the book. It's at
http://adminstaff.vassar.edu/fitzwill/barrycyb.html
Unfortunately only the links below worked for me.

(Please note that these are NOT humor sites, but sites
picked by Dave Barry to show the variety of sites
found on the net. Of course some of them are hilarious.
Please read the name of the site and decide whether you
want to visit or not)

Viola Jokes
http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/viola.html

Piercing Mildred
http://www.mildred.com/

Trojan Room Coffee Machine
http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/coffee/coffee.html

Corpse Slice Photos (The Visible Human Project)
http://www.nlm.nih.gov/research/visible/photos.html

Fabio Loves You
http://redwood.northcoast.com/~shojo/Fabio/fabio.html

The Infamous Exploding Whale
http://www.perp.com/whale/

The Flaming Pop-Tart Experiment
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~gmbrown/tart/



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To wind up this issue...

"You might find that everything works (with your computer)
exactly the way it is supposed to, no problems, no glitches,
nothing, in which case ...  Whatever you do, don't wake up."

;o)

Gunjan
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