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Humorous Quotations
Issue #81
February 16, 2004

Hi Friends,

"I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that,
in accordance with airline procedures, I could
stand around."
 
The humorous wz-ard now insists that he wants to be
your guide again... so this is the last of your Dave Barry
issues!

"Most young couples begin married life knowing very little
about how to argue with each other, and are forced to learn
through trial and error."

"According to Rob (my son), I understand the universe about
as well as a barnacle understands a nuclear aircraft carrier."


Humorous Quotes from 'Dave Barry is not taking this Sitting Down'
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Your wz-ard's favorite lines from this fun book...
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/dave_barry_not_sitting.shtml

Dave Barry is not taking this Sitting Down
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If for some reason you want your own copy ... ;)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0345444108/jestforpun

Humorous Quotes from 'Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex'
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Your wz-ard's favorite lines from this nutty book...
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/dave_barry_marriage.shtml

Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex
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Same as above... with the non-quotable stuff included ;)
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0878577254/jestforpun




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To wind up this issue...

"As they are growing up, males develop an attitude about
their sexual organs very similar to the one that overprotective,
doting parents have about their children."
 
;o)

Gunjan
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