Humorous Quotations Archives

Humorous Quotations
Issue #82
February 23, 2004

Hi Friends,

"I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death,
but then I'm in no hurry."
 
Who d'you think said that ? W.C. Fields? Churchill ??
No guesses yet ??? Maybe a couple more quotations
will help you guess...

"If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor.
Call in three good doctors and play bridge."

"It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing,
but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."



<ready for answer?>


Robert Benchley - Brief Bio
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A very brief bio...
http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0070361/bio

Robert Benchley - Biography
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A much more detailed bio (that includes his mock
autobiographical sketch)
http://www.wpi.edu/Academics/Library/Archives/WAuthors/benchley/bio.html

Humorous Quotes by Robert Benchley - Jest for Pun
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Your wz-ard's collection...
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/robert_benchley.shtml



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To wind up this issue...

"The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."
 
;o)

Gunjan
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