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Humorous Quotations
Issue #86
March 25, 2004

Hi Friends,

"The enemy, is anybody who's going to get you killed,
no matter which side he's on... And don't you forget
that, because the longer you remember it, the longer
you might live."


Sure I know that you recognised that quote from
Catch 22. But that doesn't mean we're moving to
Joseph Heller, at least not yet. We're having a peaceful
week this week with some of My Favorite Books.

"I sent the club a wire stating, Please accept my
resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member."
~ Groucho and Me

"He felt like a whoopee cushion sat on by a
fat person."
~ Q Clearance


Humorous Quotations from Catch 22 - Jest for Pun
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http://workinghumor.com/quotes/catch22.shtml

Humorous Quotations from Groucho and Me - Jest for Pun
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http://workinghumor.com/quotes/grouchonme.shtml

Humorous Quotations from Q Clearnace - Jest for Pun
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http://workinghumor.com/quotes/q.shtml


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To wind up this issue...

"There was no established procedure
for evasive action. All you needed was fear
and Yossarian had plenty of that."
~ Catch 22

;o)

Gunjan
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