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Humorous Quotations
Issue #87
April 01, 2004

Hi Friends,

"Be thankful we're not getting all the government
we're paying for."

Sounds like a Dave Barry line doesn't it? But it's
not. This guy was a big star even before Barry
was born. Let's see if a couple more quotes help
you guess who we're talking about.

"My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower,
but they were there to meet the boat."

"With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law,
and every time they make a law it's a joke."



Will Rogers - Biography on IMDB.com
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Short Bio, some trivia and a few quotes.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0737259/bio

Will Rogers - Biography at Ellen's Place
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Meet Will Rogers - The Person, The Performer,
The Journalist, The Ambassador & The Philosopher.
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/grouchonme.shtml

Humorous Quotations of Will Rogers - Jest for Pun
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Your wz-ard's favorites
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/will_rogers.shtml


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To wind up this issue...

"We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it
and then tax it out of business."

;o)

Gunjan
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