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Humorous Quotations
Issue #88
April 08, 2004

Hi Friends,

"They may call me a rube and a hick, but I'd a lot rather
be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man
who sold it."

This week we're still with Will Rogers...

"If you want good roads leading out of your town vote it wet
and the surrounding towns will fix up your roads"

"We'll hold the distinction of being the only Nation in the history
of the world that ever went to the poor house in an automobile."


Will Rogers - on Horses
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http://www.willrogers.org/willsays_horses.html

Will Rogers on Prohibition
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Extracts from 'The Cowboy Philosopher on Prohibition'
http://www.cmgww.com/historic/rogers/prohibition.htm

Will Says - Notable Quotes
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http://www.willrogers.org/willsays_quotes.html


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To wind up this issue...

"Legalize racing in every State. Sure people will bet, but
they get to see the horses run and you certain can't see
General Motors and General Electric and General Utility
run when you bet on them."

;o)

Gunjan
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