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Humorous Quotations
Issue #89
April 16, 2004

Hi Friends,

"I spent two years at Kemper (a military school). One was in
the fourth grade and the other one was in the guardhouse.
One was about as bad as the other."


I've just noticed that I made a mistake in the issue before
last with the url for Will Rogers Bio. I'm surprised not one
of you pointed it out. Well, just in case you were interested
but too polite to point out the error, the correct url is
http://ellensplace.net/rogers.html

Getting on, this is the last issue on Will Rogers, then we
move to new pastures next week...

"I've always believed all those people who moved from
Oklahoma to California raised the average IQ of two states."

"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is
too lazy to form an opinion."


Quote me on it
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More great Will Rogers Quotes
http://www.quotemeonit.com/rogersw.html

On the Road with Will Rogers
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A review of the above book that is peppered with Will's
Roger-isms. The review has some great quotes too.
http://www.willrogers.net/author.htm

Will Rogers - Memorial
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If you're ever in the vicinity of Claremore, Oklahoma
do visit the Will Rogers Memorial.
http://www.willrogers.org/memorial.html


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To wind up this issue...

"Seven people were killed in the whole of America over
the weekend in airplanes, and the way the newspapers
headlined it you would have thought Nicaragua had invaded
us. Yet in New York City alone, fifteen was killed and seventy
wounded with bad liquor, to say nothing about Chicago.
So it's safer to take a flight than a drink."

;o)

Gunjan
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