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Humorous Quotations
Issue #91
May 04, 2004

Hi Friends,

"All I do is eat and sleep. Eat and sleep. Eat and sleep.
There must be more to a cat's life than that. But I hope not."

Continuing on the series of fictional characters, this week's
issues focusses on Garfield. It was great fun to put this issue
together and has both me and the little wiz (my son)
hooked on the jigsaw puzzles at the garfield.com site.


"You know what is a "diet" is, don't you?
It's "die" with a "t," that's what it is!"

"This is it. I've reached the pinnacle of laziness and gluttony...
How depressing. There's no place to go after you've
reached the top."


Garfield - Meet the Characters
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I'm sure you're familiar with Jim Davis's Garfield and his family...
but just in case you aren't ! (Even if you are familiar you might
enjoy taking a peek. Garfield's profile has the first ever strip
which came out on the 19th June 1978. I love it)
http://www.angelfire.com/art/GarfieldIsHere/thegang.html

Humorous Quotations of Garfield - Jest for Pun
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Yor wz-ard's collection
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/garfield.shtml

Garfield and Friends
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The Official Garfield Site. Don't miss the jigsaw puzzles.
The Comic Creator is super fun too. (Unfortunately it
doesn't have a save feature)
http://www.kingfeatures.com/features/comics/dennis/about.htm

Garfield Strip by email
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Garfield strip by email
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To wind up this issue...

"Anybody can exercise... But this kind of lethargy takes real discipline."

;o)

Gunjan
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