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Humorous Quotations
Issue #92
May 11, 2004

Hi Friends,

"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding,
you're making a scene."

This last issue on fictional characters focusses on
Homer Simpson.


"Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself
is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making
other people feel good about themselves!"

"English. Who needs that. I'm never going to England."


Homer Simpson - Biography
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This is what the official website tells you...
http://www.thesimpsons.com/bios/bios_family_homer.htm
... but see how much more info an online encyclopaedia
has on him -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_Simpson

Humorous Quotations of Homer Simpson
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Your wz-ard's collection
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/homer_simpson.shtml
Again if you are looking for a more exhaustive (exhausting ? ;)
list ... check this out -
http://personal.inet.fi/taide/karjalainen/homer.html

Surprise Link
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Check this link for yourself and get a shock !
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/2985728.stm


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To wind up this issue...

"When will I learn? The answer to life's problems
aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"

;o)

Gunjan
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