Humorous Quotations Archives

Humorous Quotations
Issue #94
May 23, 2004

Hi Friends,

"I can't sit still and see another man slaving and working.
I want to get up and superintend, and walk round with
my hands in my pockets, and tell him what to do."


Any guesses whose quote that is ? Need another couple of
clues ??


"The weather is like the government--always in the wrong."

"I like to hear a woman speak well of her husband.
It is a departure which, in my opinion, should be
more encouraged than it is."




Jerome K Jerome Biography - The JKJ Society
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http://www.jeromekjerome.com/man.htm

A Profile of a Seminal Idler
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http://www.idler.co.uk/html/idols/jerome.html

Humorous Quotations of Jerome K Jerome
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http://workinghumor.com/quotes/jerome_k_jerome.shtml


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To wind up this issue...

"People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience
makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach
does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and
more easily obtained."

;o)

Gunjan
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