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Humorous Quotations
Issue #95
May 30, 2004

Hi Friends,

"I yearn for the good old days, when you could go
about and tell people what you thought of them with
a hatchet and a bow and arrows."


You can hardly talk of Jerome K Jerome without
turning your attention to his classic "Three Men in
a Boat (to Say nothing of the Dog)". Can you ?


"George suggested walking back to Henley and assaulting
a policeman, and so getting a night's lodging in the station-house."

"That trout lay shattered into a thousand fragments -
I say a thousand, but they may have only been nine hundred.
I did not count them."


The Story behind Three Men in a Boat
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http://www.jeromekjerome.com/threemen.htm

Uncle Podger Hangs a Picture
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Probably the most oft quoted passage from
Three Men in a Boat.
http://www.unclepodger.com/htm_docs/podger_text.htm

Humorous Quotations from Three Men in a Boat
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Your wz-ard's collection
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/boat.shtml

Three Men in a Boat
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Just in case your copy had started getting as worn out
as mine ! ;)
http://snipurl.com/meninboat


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To wind up this issue...

"Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said
when his mother-in-law died, and they came
down upon him for the funeral expenses."

;o)

Gunjan
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