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Humorous Quotations
Issue #99
June 29, 2004

Hi Friends,

"Naps are a way of traveling painlessly through time into the future."
~ Carlyle (The quintessential kitten in the comic strip Kit and Carlyle)

"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."
~ Bertrand Russell

"There is more to life than increasing its speed."
~ Mahatma Gandhi

Whether you side with these philosophers, or...

"Do not squander time for that is the stuff life is made of."
~ Benjamin Franklin

"You cannot kill time without injuring eternity."
~ Henry David Thoreau

... side with these ones, DO spend some time with
this untimely issue on Time and timeworn efforts at
managing it.


Humorous Quotes on Time/Time Management - Jest for Pun
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Your WZard's favorites...
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/time.shtml

The Procrastinator's Creed
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http://workinghumor.com/archives/issuea138.shtml#proc

Time Management
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(at it's best ? ;)
http://www.ajokes.com/jokes/3807.html



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To wind up this issue...

"No man goes before his time -- unless the boss leaves early."
~ Groucho Marx

;o)

Gunjan
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