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Humorous Quotations
Issue #103
July 26, 2004

Hi Friends,

"Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person
standing between Richard Nixon and the White House."


From the Rat Pack we move on to a President behind
whose Presidential campaign the Rat Pack had whole
heartedly thrown its lot.


"When we (The Democrats) got into office, the thing that
surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad
as we'd been saying they were."

"I know there are some Republicans and some Democrats
who say that they have now developed a wonderful arrangement
in Washington. The congress is Democratic and the President is
Republican and nothing happens, and isn't it wonderful?"


Brief Biography of John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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From the White House site
http://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/jk35.html

Biography of John Fitzgerald Kennedy
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A much more detailed version
http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/USAkennedyJ.htm

Humorous Quotations of JFK - Jest for Pun
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Your wz-ard's collection
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/jf_kennedy.shtml


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To wind up this issue...

"Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president,
but they don't want them to become politicians in the process."

;o)

Gunjan
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