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Humorous Quotations
Issue #104
Aug 01, 2004

Hi Friends,

"Let us never negotiate out of fear;
but let us never fear to negotiate."


We're still with JFK this week...


"It was absolutely involuntary. They sank my boat."
(answering a little boy on how he became a war hero)

"Let's not talk so much about vice. I'm against vice in any form."
(To a friend who was telling him that he could be vice-presidential
candidate in 1960)


JFK and 007
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What's the connection ?
http://www.school-for-champions.com/history/jfk007.htm

JFK and Abe Lincoln
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Interesting compilation of facts turned into a naughty joke.
Skip if you're touchy about these kind of things.
http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list133.html

Chiastic Quotes of John F Kennedy
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I had no idea what a chiasmus was till I stumbled
on to this site. Interesting !
http://www.chiasmus.com/mastersofchiasmus/kennedy.shtml

The Wicked Wit of John F. Kennedy
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Check out this book. Yes, you can search inside this book.
(I had so much fun searching through this book, I reached
the maximum no of pages allowed and was thrown out !)
http://snipurl.com/witjfk


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To wind up this issue...

"This Administration was not responsible for the press,
for the press had already made it clear that it was not
responsible for this administration."
 

;o)

Gunjan
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