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Humorous Quotations
Issue #107
Aug 22, 2004

Hi Friends,

"It's never too late to have a happy childhood."


We're still with Tom Robbins in this issue...


"There are two kinds of people in this world : those who believe
there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are
smart enough to know better."
 
"Society had a crime problem. It hired cops to attack crime.
Now society has a cop problem."


How to write like Tom Robbins
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I love this article
http://www.disinfotainmenttoday.com/emulsionalproblems/robbins.htm

Tom Robbins answers questions...
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from Members of the AFTRlife (3 sets)
http://www.rain.org/~da5e/trq1102.html
http://www.rain.org/~da5e/trq0103.html
http://www.rain.org/~da5e/trq0203.html

Humorous Quotes from Still Life with Woodpecker - Jest for Pun
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Your wz-ard's collection from Tom's hilarious novel.
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/woodpecker.shtml

A very brief (but interesting) extract from SLWW
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http://www.serpentfd.org/a/robbins1980.html


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To wind up this issue...

"I'll follow him to the ends of the earth," she sobbed.
Yes, darling. But the earth doesn't have any ends.
Columbus fixed that.

;o)

Gunjan
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