Humorous Quotations Archives

Humorous Quotations
Issue #110
Sep 20, 2004

Hi Friends,

"Don't call me son unless you're going to include me in your will."


Any guesses whose famous line that is ? Or the next two ...


"I come from New York where, if you fall down, someone will
pick you up by your wallet."
 
"When I was losing, they called me nuts. When I was winning
they called me eccentric."


Basket Ball Hall Of Fame - Al McGuire
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A brief article giving you when (and why) he was enshrined
http://www.hoophall.com/halloffamers/McGuireAl.htm

Lessons Learnt from the Life of Al Mcguire
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http://www.mondaymemo.net/010129feature.htm

Humorous Quotes of Al Mcguire - Jest for Pun
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Your wz-ard's collection.
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/al_mcguire.shtml


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To wind up this issue...

"You cannot have a bland feeling about me. Either I'm a showboating
son of a bitch or I'm the darling that everyone picks on."

;o)

Gunjan
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