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Humorous Quotations
Issue #111
Oct 01, 2004

Hi Friends,

"Five percent of me is real, the rest is bull ----,"


Here you are ... More Al Mcguire !


""If a player leaves Marquette and doesn't have some
of my blood in him, then I don't think I've done a good job."

"You can always tell the Catholic schools by the length of the cheerleaders skirts."


Associated Press - Al McGuire made this business fun
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A well written tribute
http://apse.dallasnews.com/contest/2001/writing/40-100.columns.fifth1.html

Quotes from Cracked Sidewalks and French Pastry
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http://www.wisc.edu/wisconsinpress/Presskits/KertscherQuotes.htm

More Quotes from Cracked Sidewalks and French Pastry
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http://www.mcguirebook.com/quotes.htm

Your Copy of  Cracked Sidewalks and French Pastry
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To wind up this issue...

I went into a restaurant one night and ordered lobster, and
the waiter brought me one with a claw missing. I called him
over and told him about it. He told me that in the back there's
a tank they keep the lobsters in and while they're in there, they
fight and sometimes one loses a claw. I told him
'then bring me a winner.'


;o)

Gunjan
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