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Humorous Quotations
Issue #112
Oct 10, 2004

Hi Friends,

"With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said
my wife and I should have sex every night.
Now, we'll never see each other!"


Let's pay our respects to a wonderful comedian
who passed away last week, a guy who claimed
that he got 'no respect' at all - Rodney Dangerfield !


"I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy,
I'd have nothing to play with."

"My old man, he was dumb too. He worked in a bank.
They caught him stealing pens."


Obituary at the Washington Post.
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Best written obituary among the dozens I went through.
(Don't miss the "Style Invitational: Rodney Dangerfieldisms"
Contest Link on the right.)
http://snipurl.com/rodob

Humorous Quotes of Rodney Dangerfield - Jest for Pun
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Your wz-ard's collection.
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/rodney_dangerfield.shtml

Biography at the IMDB
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001098/bio


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To wind up this issue...

A girl phoned me the other day and said .... "Come on over,
there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.


;o)

Gunjan
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