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Humorous Quotations
Issue #113
Oct 16, 2004

Hi Friends,

"I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection.
My yo-yo, it never came back!"

We carry on with Rodney Dangerfield in this issue!


"I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike.
She donates money to the homeless, and I
donate money to the topless!"

"I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette."


An online interview with Rodney Dangerfield
-------------------------------------------------http://www.esmail.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=12

Rodney's Website
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The one he was so proud of...
http://www.rodney.com

Joan's website
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Rodney's wife's website.
http://www.jungleroses.com/

Rodney Dangerfield Jokes
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Another collection of his jokes and oneliners
http://joecasaletto.com/jokes/rodney.htm


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To wind up this issue...

"I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out
of a window on the tenth floor. They sent a priest up to talk
to me. He said, "On your mark..."


;o)

Gunjan
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