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Humorous Quotations
Issue #117
Dec 5, 2004

Hi Friends,

"I can't change a twenty," a clerk says to me
and I think, Who can? They know if all and
they have it all.


Time Flies when you spend it with Bill. Here's your
final Bill Cosby issue...


"It is a point of pride for the American male to keep
the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life."
 
"The average person wonders every day about the weather,
but I never think about that. I think instead about when
Macy's will be getting artificial hearts." 


Book Bill Cosby for your next event...
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http://www.delafont.com/comedians/Bill-Cosby.htm

Humorous Quotes from Cosby's Time Flies - Jest for Pun
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Hello Friend Foundation
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The Foundation in Memory of Bill's son
Ennis William Cosby. (Don't miss Mohammed Ali's
message)
http://www.hellofriend.org/foundation/foundation.html


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To wind up this issue...

"Don't worry about senility," my grandfather used to say.
"When it hits you, you won't know it."

;o)

Gunjan
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