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Humorous Quotations
Issue #118
Dec 13, 2004

Hi Friends,

"Of all the noises known to man, opera is the most expensive."
~ Moliere 


This week we take a peek at the lighter side of Opera...


"Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back,
and instead of dying, he sings."
~ Robert Benchley

"Parsifal - the kind of opera that starts at six o'clock
and after it has been going three hours, you look at
your watch and it says 6:20"
~ David Randolph


Humorous Quotes on Opera - Jest for Pun
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Your wz-ard's collection
http://workinghumor.com/quotes/opera.shtml

Opera Cartoons
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http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/o/opera.asp

Dead Russian Composer Personality Test
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http://www.angelfire.com/va/randomlyweird/russcomp.html


While having fun with Opera we just can't miss
these opera related movies ... can we ?

Marx Brothers' - Night at the Opera Treasury
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http://www.nightattheopera.net/

Bugs Bunny's - What's Opera, Doc?
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0051189/
(Available at amazon as a part of
Loony Toons Classics Collection
http://snipurl.com/loony)



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To wind up this issue...

"Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major
contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it."
~ George Burns

;o)

Gunjan
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