Humorous Quotations Archives
Humorous Quotations
Issue #121
Jan 2, 2005
Hi Friends,
"Jack Benny's ability on the violin was legendary.
Everybody knew he had none."
Here's the last of the George Burns issues and in this issue
he pays attention to some of his friends.
"In all the years I've known Milton (Berle), and that's a long,
long time, he's never stolen a single line from me. So atleast
you know he has pretty good taste."
"Ed Wynn played the piano, but only in the key B-flat.
If B-flat had been more popular Ed Wynn might have
become a famous musician."
Photos - George, Gracie and Friends
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Humorous Quotes from George Burns' - All My Best Friends
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The Corner of Burns and Allen
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To wind up this issue...
"There actually were some very personal things
that Groucho enjoyed sharing with his friends;
his insomnia, for instance."
;o)
Gunjan
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