Humorous Quotations Archives
Humorous Quotations
Issue #123
Jan 24, 2005
Hi Friends,
"When we were all starting out every cheap joke was
told about Scotsmen. By the late 1930s they were all
told about Jack Benny. So in about eight years that
character was so successful that he succeeded in
wiping out the entire country of Scotland."
~ George Burns
This week we take a miserly peek at Jack Benny !
"I took my girl to dinner, and she laughed so hard at
one of my jokes that she dropped her tray."
~ Jack Benny
(at a charity dinner) "I had my choice tonight of buying
a hundred-dollar ticket or being up here on the dais . . .
So, good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
~ Jack Benny
Jack Benny - Biography
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http://www.jackbenny.org/biography/biography.htm
Jack Benny - Roasted Biography
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http://www.workinghumor.com/quotes/aboutjack.shtml
Humorous Quotes of Jack Benny - Jest for Pun
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http://workinghumor.com/quotes/jack_benny.shtml
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To wind up this issue...
(about Abraham Lincoln) "Any man who would walk
five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a
library book so he could save three cents - that's
my kind of guy."
~ Jack Benny
;o)
Gunjan
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