Humorous Quotations Archives
Humorous Quotations
Issue #124
Feb 09, 2005
Hi Friends,
"I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the
jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope,
Burns and Allen, Trevor McGee and Molly Picon."
This week we take a peek at the most well known
joke stealer in the world . . . Milton Berle!
"I remember every one of your insulting jokes . . . I use them
later."
"That's your little joke? Don't worry ! We'll mop it up later."
Milton Berle - Brief Biography
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http://imdb.com/name/nm0000926/bio
Humorous Quotes of Milton Berle - Jest for Pun
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http://workinghumor.com/quotes/milton_berle.shtml
So Long, Uncle Milty
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http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2002/3/29/115258.shtml
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To wind up this issue...
"That is NOT a Bob Hope joke! That is a no hope joke."
;o)
Gunjan
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