Humorous Quotations Archives
Humorous Quotations
Issue #125
Feb 15, 2005
Hi Friends,
"By today's beauty standards, of course,
Marilyn Monroe was an oil tanker."
~ Dave Barry
This week we take a peek at your wz-ard's favorite shape...
ROUND!!
"Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable."
~ Jackie Gleason
"Some people are born to fatness. Others have to get there."
~ Les Murray
Humorous Quotes on Obesity/Fatness - Jest for Pun
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http://workinghumor.com/quotes/obesity.shtml
Fat Cartoons
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http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/directory/o/obesity.asp
Merry Thoughts on Obesity
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A 'Gimlet Eye' article.
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1282/is_n11_v48/ai_18399451
Are you Obese or just Fat?
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http://www.jackkean.com/obese.html
More Fat Cartoons
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(Don't Miss 'The scales that make you cry'; 'Now I know
why they call it ICU'; 'Hiding Scales'; 'Any Questions';
and 'Weightloss by Crying' )
http://www.obesityhelp.com/morbidobesity/humor.phtml
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http://www.exwz.com.
To wind up this issue...
"To say that obesity is caused by merely consuming too
many calories is like saying that the only cause of the
American Revolution was the Boston Tea Party."
~ Adelle Davis
;o)
Gunjan
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